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1. He: Haven’t we met before?
She: Probably, I work at venereal disease dispensary’s registry.
2. He: It seems, I’ve already met you somewhere?
She: Yes, and that’s why I do not go there any more.
3. He: Is this place free?
She: Yes, and mine will also be released, if you sit down.
4. He: What if we go to my place?
She: I’m not assured we will get together into one dustbin.
5. He: Will we go to your place or mine?
She: Simultaneously. You - to your place, and me - to mine.
6. He: I’d like to call you. What’s your number?
She: It’s in the telephone book.
He: But I even do not know your name!
She: It is also in the directory.
7. He: So than, what do you do in life?
She: I’m a transvestite.
8. He: What’s your sign?
She: Input is prohibited.
9. He: Which eggs do you like for a breakfast?
She: Not impregnating!
10. He: Well, here you are! Do not hide, you are in this club for the same reason, as I…
She: Really? Hooking?
11. He: I’m here to embody your most courageous imaginations!
She: You want to tell you have a goat and a German shepherd?
12. He: I want to score you.
She: Unfortunately, I do not accept cheap gifts.
13. He: If I could see you naked, I would die of happiness.
She: Perhaps, but if I have seen you naked, I would die of laughter.
14. He: For the sake of you I will go down and under…
She: Yes, and maybe you could stay there?
15. He: How do you manage looking so good?
She: I do reverse things to what you do.
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