How to make a woman happy?

How to make a woman happy? It seems it is not too difficult! You just should be:

1) a Friend

2) a Companion

3) a Lover

4) a Brother

5) a Father

6) a Master

7) a Teacher

a Cook

9) a Roofer

10) a Sanitary technician

11) a Mechanic

12) a Set dresser

13) a Stylist

14) a Sexopathologist

15) a Gynaecologist

16) a Psychologist

17) a Psychiatrist

18) a Therapist

19) Courageous

20) an Organizer

21) a good father

22) clean

23) cheerful

24) kind

25) generous

26) tender

27) careful

28) gallant

29) intelligent

30) well-educated

31) with sense of humour

32) inventive

33) sportive

34) strong

35) understanding

36) compliant

37) tolerant

38) indulgent

39) cautious

40) soft

41) relaxed

42) ambitious

43) resolute

44) reliable

45) enthusiastic

46) polite

47)…..47) …..

48)…..48) …..

Etc.

Without forgetting thus:

49) making frequent compliments

50) to like to be engaged in shopping

51) not to row and not to search for problems

52) to be rich

53) not to irritate her

54) not to look at other girls

At the same time you need:

55) to be attentive to her

56) not to be jealous

57) to get on with her family

58) to find time for her…. At the same time leaving her space

VERY IMPORTANT:

59) NEVER!!! forget dates

* Birthday

* The first meeting

* Engagement

* Wedding

Unfortunately, even observing all these rules strictly, her happiness… is not guaranteed, because she can choke with perfection of her companion and run away with the first comer: swine-alcoholic-ladies’ man.

How to make a man happy

1) sleep with him

2) leave him alone